DISQUS

Christine · 1 year ago

She's out there Linc, really she is. And you will find her :)

Ps. What the heck is wrong with wearing flip flops in subzero temperatures?!

evilwoobie · 1 year ago

A linkback would have been nice. >:)

Anyway, your ideal woman actually DID exist. She gave birth to He who died for the world and saves the sinners. Except she did have an ego too, a big one.

Seriously, Linc, you have to reconsider the mind games and the ego thingie. All women have egos bigger than the Goodyear Blimp. How are we supposed to raise kids if we aren't the people in the world who "know it all. really."? Developing a healthy ego is a preparation for the woman's ultimate vocation, motherhood. For starters, ego is the one thing that sustains us ("I CAN do this and I will NOT die, damn it!!!") when fear is gripping us by the bowels while we're pushing future melodramatic bloggers out of our bodies.

^^

Mrs. Mecomber · 1 year ago

Linc, I'm sorry. I'm already married. But I'm sure there's SOME other girl out there who meets those requirements. Buahahahahah! :guitarna:

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

@Christine: Nothing if you like getting your feet amputated. :tongue:

@EvilWoobie: Added your link. Happy now??? Damn egotistical b----...

You know, easy solution to that is to find somebody who doesn't want kids. Then there'd be no reason for the ego. See? There's a solution for everything. :ggrin:

@MrsMecomber: Maybe this would be a good time to add "Is a native New Yorker" to the deal breaker list. :nyah:

Mou · 1 year ago

"here’s my list of traits that would make me want to love her up"

*sigh* I used to be with a girl that cracked 11 of your 13 "good points" - then I got complacent and it all went wrong. :braveface: Live and learn eh? :braveface:

Let this be a lesson - keeping hold of them is just as important as finding them! :wink:

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

@Mou: What's her number?

Casey · 1 year ago

So you don't want a native New Yorker? What's worse...someone born there, or someone stupid enough to move there?

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

@Casey: Well now, if she's willing to move here just to be with her darling love snuggles, how could I hold that against her?

:ggrin:

Mrs. Mecomber · 1 year ago

Casey, LOL! :spinna:

Lincoln: So what'll it be, Francis, Benedict, or Ignatius? :sym:

By the way, THAT JOHN ADAMS MOVIE LOOKS SO COOL! Thanks for that ad! I didn't know a new one was coming out. Ever see the PBS movie directed by Elizabeth Deane, titled "John and Abigail." One of the best I've ever seen. It's also got a romantic bent, so right up your alley. :awe:

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

What John Adams ad? :blink: (goes to refresh page) ... oh there it is! They must have finally reactivated it. :D

I can't wait to see it either, but I don't have HBO so I'm gonna have to wait till it comes out on DVD. :( I did see the one on PBS and thought it was awesome. John Adams is bar none one of my favorite political heroes. :clap:

dr_clairebear · 1 year ago

:eyeroll: :eyeroll: :eyeroll: :eyeroll: :eyeroll:

honestly, linc, it's not going to be very comfortable for your dream girl on that pedestal. need i say "pagaragon?"

good luck finding her, though! ;)

Laarnaay · 1 year ago

OMG. That's a loooong list. hehehe.

Cecilia · 1 year ago

Well, I'd try to help you and hook you up, but unfortunately, I don't even think I'd even want to be friends with the girl you mention... She sounds boring... =)

Good luck to you though...

Mrs. Mecomber · 1 year ago

[quote comment="7831"]John Adams is bar none one of my favorite political heroes.[/quote]

We love John, too. My favorite is Sam Adams (affectionately called "Sammy" around the house). He just had this unique way with words, for example:

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom--go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen!

Isn't that just heavenly? ahhhh
:awe:

We don't have HBO, or TV for that matter, so we have to wait for the DVD, too. I'm looking forward to it. My daughter, an American history expert, read McCullough's 1776, and said that it "wasn't bad" (i.e., not filled with nonesensical historical revisionism).

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

[quote comment="7846"]:eyeroll: :eyeroll: :eyeroll: :eyeroll: :eyeroll:[/quote]

That's a lot of eyerolls.

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

[quote comment="7855"]OMG. That's a loooong list. hehehe.[/quote]

Really? that was just the shortened version too.

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

[quote comment="7857"]...I'd even want to be friends with the girl you mention... She sounds boring... =)[/quote]

I'm almost afraid to ask what would make such a girl NOT boring.

Karen · 1 year ago

and how old are you, Lincoln? I might know of a girl for you. A mother can be prejudiced though.

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

@Karen: Well I was born in 76, so that would make me... 25.

:D

Beth · 1 year ago

25, eh? And born in '76? Cool, that means I'm only 24!!! I like the way you do math! ;)

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

@Beth: I love new math. :D

Amanda · 1 year ago

"She lives to play mind games (unfortunately this might rule out all the women on the planet.)"

C'mon, Linc! Please have a little more faith in us women. There are a lot of females out there who don't want to play mind games, and in fact, hate them. Please don't stereotype us all like that. I've enjoyed your blog so far, but if I keep running into broad generalizations like this one, I may stop reading.

Linc4Justice · 1 year ago

@Amanda: Are you being honest, or are you just playing mind games with me?

:nyah:

jec · 12 months ago

well...

wat you want is kinda hard to find!!!..

maybe you could try me...

but i can see we really not meant...